Do you know who the real menace to America is? Osama? Janet Jackson's Nipple? Reality TV? Cobra? The Decepticons? No fucking way man! The real menace, and pinch yourself to make sure you aren't dreaming this one up, is Sponge Bob Squarepants. Yes, Sponge Bob Squarepants. Apparently, Mr. Squarepants is turning our children into homosexuals.

Pinch yourself again.

I mean really, with all the problems in the world right now this is what people focus on? Global warming? Who Cares! Hey remember when we were going to find Osama "dead or alive"? But hey who cares, stick another magnet on your car and hide your children from the satanic menace that is Mr. Squarepants.

Thankfully, others have a problem with this. And Mr. Squarepants seems to have found a place of worship too! Good for him!