Do you know who the real menace to America is? Osama? Janet Jackson's Nipple? Reality TV? Cobra? The Decepticons? No fucking way man! The real menace, and pinch yourself to make sure you aren't dreaming this one up, is Sponge Bob Squarepants. Yes, Sponge Bob Squarepants. Apparently, Mr. Squarepants is turning our children into homosexuals.

Pinch yourself again.

I mean really, with all the problems in the world right now this is what people focus on? Global warming? Who Cares! Hey remember when we were going to find Osama "dead or alive"? But hey who cares, stick another magnet on your car and hide your children from the satanic menace that is Mr. Squarepants.

Thankfully, others have a problem with this. And Mr. Squarepants seems to have found a place of worship too! Good for him!

I found this hilarious story on Boing Boing

A recent cartoon caper has hit home: A giant blow-up of SpongeBob SquarePants is missing from the roof of a Burger King in south-central Omaha.
The inflatable was atop the store at 5155 Center St. to promote the restaurant chain's toy giveaway in connection with the release of "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie."
The 10-foot inflatables, which cost $1,200 each, according to a police report, can be seen on the roofs of other Burger Kings.
Similar SpongeBobs have disappeared from Burger Kings in at least two other states, including Minnesota, where a "kidnapper" asked for ransom - 10 Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes. The note was signed by SpongeBob's cartoon nemesis, Plankton.